Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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