Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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The EPA.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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A man did not like this site

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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