- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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