- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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