While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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This is a joke.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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ewrg

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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