- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

The EPA.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

once you go black your credit goes wack

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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