- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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