ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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