Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an blank test? an F

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops