- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

An Aisian failed a test

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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