What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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