Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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You're a frog

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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