- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

matt is fat

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Knock, Knock ...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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