- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

wael.. nuff said

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Today is March 22.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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