j.p. is dumb

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

guess what what that wasnt it

What's up? Your time.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

rose are red violets should be purple

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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