- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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