A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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