- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Yo mama's fat.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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