WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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alert('The Game')

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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