- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Caolan and Eamon

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A French man gets into a fight

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Guess what? Bananas

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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