- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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