Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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whats black and large -me

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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