What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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