Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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