Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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