- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Your sex life.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

... Chan chan

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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