What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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