- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Black people being friendly.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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