- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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