Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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