why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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