I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

can you pass the soap?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

sky's sty

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Justin Bieber.

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