- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

1+1=2

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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