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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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