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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Life

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Anti Joke

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