- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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