- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Face Hunter is scum

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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