What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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