- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??