- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

I dont have a girlfriend

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??