- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why are black people so fast? because there black

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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