What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Guest what? Dog

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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