Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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