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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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