Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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