- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Blacks

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A black man walks out of a police station

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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