- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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