- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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