your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Guess what? Bananas

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A French man gets into a fight

Caolan and Eamon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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