An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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