Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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j.p. is dumb

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Women's rights.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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CFL

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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