- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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