- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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