Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Rylan Clark

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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THE GAME

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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you gay?

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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The Labour Party.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

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