- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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