- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

knock knock who's there? hope

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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