What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

flavin's head

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

a black guy hates chicken.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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