- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

anus

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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