Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whos district champs not JM

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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