- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

The EPA.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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