- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

You know whats funny Aids

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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