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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what came first the chicken or the chips

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

did you stub your toe?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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