- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

did you stub your toe?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Who has no penis Religious Believers

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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