Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

justin littleton being sucessful

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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