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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Justin's life

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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