- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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