- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

knock,knock you suck

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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