Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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you suck

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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