- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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