- Anti Joke

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

123 f*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Where's the dick??? east