- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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