- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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