- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

okay so theres this guy.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Penis.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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