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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Women's rights

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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