- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

hi bye

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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