- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's your guys names?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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