- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

William wright is Gay

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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