- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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