- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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