- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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