A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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