- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Guest what? Dog

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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