- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

So does Blake

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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