- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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