"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Your mom.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Wanna see some more?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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smell the vitamin C

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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