- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

c-? men, C-men

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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