- Anti Joke

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A person from Singapore eats

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.