Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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