- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline