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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

robin, get in the car.

don't read this

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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