- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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