a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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