Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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woman's rights

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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