- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

your face is kinda funny

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Who wants $300? Me too.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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