- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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