A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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