- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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