- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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