A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops