- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

why are black people so fast? because there black

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

guest what i love pancakes

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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