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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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