- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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