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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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