What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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woman's rights

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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