- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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