- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Neil is a reterd.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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