Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I like touching my boobs

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Guest what? Dog

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

I have aids

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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