How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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