- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Tall asians

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I like touching my boobs

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