- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What's an Anti Joke?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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