1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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President Donald Trump

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Hail Heetluh

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Anti Joke

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