What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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