- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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