How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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