What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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No!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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