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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

do you have a wife?

osama bin laden is dead

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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