- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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