- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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