- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

You're a frog

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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