What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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I read the terms of service.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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