What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Apple juice.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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