What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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