So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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civil rights

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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sadf

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