- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A black student graduated High School

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

scientology.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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