What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

jd and zach loves vigina

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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