What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Canadians

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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