- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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