What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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