When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

thumb_up thumb_down +1

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis dick8==D~~~~

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops