Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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