- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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