- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A black student graduated High School

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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