Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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the WNBA

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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