How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Shea's sty....

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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