A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Justin beiber..

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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