- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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