Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Albino African Americans

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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