- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A dog was barking at a tree

your mom

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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