Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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