- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Women

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why can't jokes spit?

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

The WNBA.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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