- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Adam Chebali has no life

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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