- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11