- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Antijokes...

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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