An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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