Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Waffles ate my grandma

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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