- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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