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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How's the weather? Good.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

my whole life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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