- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a christmas tree.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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