- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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