Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

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