Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

nice tits.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Who invented apple? God

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are flowers.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

CFL

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Invisible Children Foundation.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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