- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

I'm 4 and what is this?

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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