- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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