Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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