why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

no pun intended

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did death say to life? Go die

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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