What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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