How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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A man walks into a bar

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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