What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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