- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A bar walks into a man

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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