What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

im @ work, LOL.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Apple juice.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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