Hi, my name is Jake.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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