What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Your text.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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