Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

i committed murder

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

hello

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Niall Horan

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