A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I read the terms of service.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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