- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

THe Election

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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