- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

matt is fat

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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