A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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