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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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