- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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