- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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