What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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8--------------------- penis

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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i hate black people

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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