What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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An man walks to a bra

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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This is not funny.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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