- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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