What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Cancer

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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