- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

I had a submarine.... once

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats 7+4? 74

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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