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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Barack Obama.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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