- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Error 37.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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