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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What comes after 69? 70

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Is maynaise an instrument?

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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