- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

You bumder!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

knock knock who's there? faith

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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