- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Thats what she said

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

bangers and mash?

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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