- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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